Silly Stanzas

A collection of Silly Stanzas I have kept or students have chosen to add from the poetry classes I have taught.


For students adding your poems to this page:
1. Copy the template below (inc dashed lines at bottom).
2. Paste it at the top of the last poem.
3. Fill in each part.

TEMPLATE

Poem Name

Short statement about your poem. Maybe why you did it or how you got your ideas.
Paste poem here.
(Name, Class, Year)


My Annoying Teacher

I wanted something about school so why not a teacher.
I had an annoying teacher
Who yelled at every one
So I yelled back at him
That sent him on the run.
(Ky, 7/8, 2017)


My Brother

I liked the idea of this and it sounded funny

I had an older brother
Who liked to play the bass.
He played it in a brass band,
It sounded out of place.
(Cameron, 7/8, 2017)


My Sister

I am a nice person. I promise

I had a little sister,
I put her in a cell,
Threw away the keys,
Now she’s in hell.
(Cian, 7/8, 2017)


My Brother

I just don't know.

I had an older brother,
I threw him outside,
Opened the window,
And gave him cyanide.

(Cian, 7/8, 2017)


The "Cool" Kid

I made this poem because I needed another poem for my anthology

There once was a young boy
Who tried to act cool.
He tried to do a backflip,
He was an absolute tool.

(Joseph Coles, 7/8, 2017)


The Terrible Mum

I've got a terrible mum
Who is always mad.
It not my fault
My brothers are just too bad.
(Lilly, 7/8, 2017)


The Old Man

I was trying to do something funny.

I knew an old man
Who was obsessed with the loo.
He didn't really know anything
Except for doing the number two.
(Lilly, 7/8, 2017)


My Feral Brother

I’ve got a little brother,
He was a bit feral.
So mum sent him away,
To loopy Aunt Cheryl.

(Lilly, 7/8, 2017)—-


The Crazy Girl

I knew a crazy girl,
Who was a liar?
She was sent away
And burnt in a fire.

(Lilly, 7/8, 2017)


Bad Teacher

A really quick poem I wrote
I had a bossy teacher,
Who really hated me.
So yesterday I sliced him up
And buried him under a tree.

(Ella, year 7, 2017)


My little sister

This is just a quick poem I came up with.

I had a little sister,
She was a big disgrace.
So we bought an old rocket
And sent her off to space.

(Jack, 7/8, 2017)


My Older Sister

The sister I have.

I have an older sister,
She lives in a cave.
I thought I’d better find her,
But she’s not worth a save.

(James, Year 7, 2017)


Get Away Sister

This is a quick poem i wrote. I think it's funny because i based it on my older sister. But she never wanted to get away i did.

I had an older sister,
She had no friends.
She always wanted to leave,
So she left in a Mercedes Benz.

(Josie year 8, 23/08/2017)


I had an Older Brother

I did this because I couldn't think of a poem.

I had an older brother
Who wasn’t very nice.
He stole all my money,
So I stuck him in a vice.

(George, 7/8, 2017)


My Weird Aunty

these ones are very funny and good to do if you have trouble with poems .
I had a weird aunty
She had to go to the loo,
She was in there for an hour
And she said she did a two.

(Hayley, 7/8, 2017)


Silly Brother

I had an annoying brother
Who gave too many tips,
So I served him up for dinner
With some spicy chips.

(Holly, 7/8, 2017)


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